Δευτέρα 16 Ιουλίου 2012

HOTEL CALIFORNIA THEATER



             NIKOS KOLESIS

                  
                   THEATER

       

          HELLENIC AMERICAN
                TETRALOGY

            
              A. MARIA CALLAS
             
              B. LAFCADIO HEARN
                           -OR-
               YAKUMO KOIZUMI
             
             C. LOS ANGELES
                  EX MACHINE- GOD
           
              D. HOTEL CALIFORNIA                           COMEDY

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 HOTEL CALIFORNIA                           COMEDY




   EPISODE 3
       SCENE 1

         THE    PARTY
OF  HOTEL CALIFORNIA

 Handsome Angelo Skouras and lovely Angela Petros was anxious.
They look to the last detail.
 Afraid perhaps forgot something and
unhappy tenants  of Hotel California.
  Angelo Skouras went to reception to check
 booking rooms.


 ANGEL SKOURAS

 We have full occupancy
 We will turn away world in little
 Is here all Hollywood

 ANGELA PETROS

People come from all over the country
 New York,  Washington, Boston
 New Orleans.
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ANGELO SKOURAS

 San Francisco, San Diego,
 Santa Barbara,  Long Beach

ANGELA PETROS

The history of Hollywood is recorded
 In these books.
Rudolf Valentino,  Clark Gable ,Greta Garbo,  
 Rita Chaiigouorth , Bette Davis lived here.

ANGELO SKOURAS

 And my favorite Marilyn Monroe
 How many times have I dreamed
 How would be with her.

 ANGELA PETROS
 Magnificent Angel
 Only in dreams - in dreams
 Happen these

ANGELO SKOURAS

 Beautifully Angelina may appear suddenly
 The beloved heroes of  Wild West.
   Wyatt Earp, Jesse James,
  Kalamity Jane, Dalton brothers.
Oh! I forgot - it's a guest Frank Sinatra
 will sing My Way and other successes.

ANGELA PETROS

What I see! appeared already
 Present Hemingway, Konrad
 Fitzgerald, O 'Neill, Miller
 A whisper was heard at the Hotel California

 VOICES

Marilyn - Marilyn-
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Marilyn Monroe came down the stairs
 Shining straight in white dress.
 A breeze blew softly and lifted her dress up
 Revealing the Divine Body, what she wore

A aa! They are all surprised

TENANT OF HOTEL CALIFORNIA
 
What was this my God
 Divine Body, the body,
 Does not wear nothing from under
 She is completely naked!!

 Marilyn put his hands and pulled the dress
 She smiled glad that caused admiration.

HOTEL GHOST WOMAN-

Dishonest you put your hand again
 And the wind lifted the skirt of Marilyn.
You caused panic
 Being mischievous big teasers.

 HOTEL GHOST MAN-

 Oops! finally let the jealousies
 Do not see any woman
My God! the body

 JACK LEMMON

The body-the body
We did the girls
 To be close to her
 In-.Some Like It Hot

TONY KURTIS

Still you did not exceed her
 What experience
  Fans  run behind.
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 One night I made love confession
 in Marilyn

 JACK LEMMON

Dishonest hidden from me

TONY KERTIS

Why what would make
 Keeping light.
She rejected with a kiss
 Still I feel the lips

 World at Hotel California

Marilyn - Marilyn

  MARILYN MONROE

You guys - what you make
 -laughing supposedly tweaked -
 Who touched  my ass
 He will eat timber -I  will kill him! -Affectionately-

 GHOST MAN

 The crazy GHOST
 Of Hotel California
 The biggest fan of you!

 MARILYN MONROE

I will bicker you
 You make  cheat because you're invisible
 Mind the innocent girls!

GHOST - WOMAN
 
Where are you wretched
 Again  running behind Marilyn
 You will eat timber with broomstick
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presented Woody Allen  the great lover

 WOODY ALLEN - WITH STYLE

What's up guys
 Let  quiet the girl.
 Oh! My God, Marilyn
 You're - I do not believed.
 Let someone stung me
 See that I do not dream

MAIRYLIN MONROE

 Oh my God Woody Allen
 The greatest lover in the world!
 The man of my dreams,
  My sweet Woody
 How I wanted to know you

WOODY ALLEN  - LOOKS AT TO BEHIND

Marilyn
 Talk to me, talk to me
 Surely you do not make wrong
 Do not  confuse me with someone else.

MAIRYLIN MONROE

 I'm talking to you fool
Oh! With your excites embarrassment, nervousness
 With triggers you're shy.

  WOODY ALLEN

This is my fate
 fall in love all the protagonists
 Just find me irresistible Lover

 MARILYN MONROE

 I like a lot to be play Any  Hall
 The unsatisfied woman
 That is not thanked with Nothing
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I feel so unsatisfied
 Nothing excites me more,
 Also in Manhattan
  New York - New York
 A beautiful city

  WOODY ALLEN

 Are you kidding!
 You're  protagonist in my next film
 My Muse I
 A insane - mad lover
 And the beautiful Marilyn.
 I dreamed me next you
 In - Let's make Love-.

  MARILYN MONROE

 I am deadly in love
 We make love all day

  WOODY ALLEN

My God Marylin will be mad
I Will lose my senses

  MARILYN MONROE

 My heart breaks
 I do not know what to do.
 My perfume enchanted the world
 But I have eyes only for you.
 Miller will burst from his jealousy.
 Woody I have something in the eyes -
 very close to Look
Woody Allen looks in the eyes of Marilyn
 And then kissed tenderly.

 GHOST-A
 Wicked you will get my girl
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divine Marilyn
Through my hands.
A life dream
 make love together.

 Crazy  GHOST irritated-tickling Woody Allen
 And he started laughing out of the blue.

 WOODY ALLEN

Slowly guys - how you make thus!!
 Who  coward tickling!
 Stop - you bursted from  jealousy.

MARYLIN MONROE

Woody Darling
 What happened

 GHOST MAN

Darling-Love you! Now you will see
 Starts tickling  Marilyn
 And this scream with laughter
 
 MARYLIN MONROE
 
Come on- Woody stop
 Woody, stop!
 Drive me crazy with what you do.
 You have magic hands, invisible,
 You caress me and are upset
I am irritated!!

 GHOST MAN

Invisible hands!
 Who is this neurotic lover,
 The most annoying man
 It is with one leg in the grave.
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Marilyn Monroe - scream with laughter -
 Drops to FLOOR
 
MARILYN MONROE
Woody, stop - stop
 I got irritated wild.
 I will make love with you
 Here front in the all world
 As if we turn erotic scene

 WOODY ALLEN

 Marilyn - Marilyn
 you know - you know
 Go gaze  - lost words
 They turned my brains!
 Not in my wildest dreams
 I do not imagine.
 My God what to do!

 Suddenly fell silence  great
 Only Woody Allen and Marilyn Monroe
 were laughing nonstop.
 As the  Ghost of Hotel California
 Stopped tickling.

 A whisper  was heard slowly - slowly
 Then became louder and then cry

 DANCE

The Great Gatsy - The Great Gatsy

 GHOST WOMAN

 Now I see where you will be hidden
Come  Beautiful  Gatsby
 The great love of my life.
 I will testify all
Those who you made!!

 MARILYN MONROE
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Splendid  Gatsby
 It is true
 How closely you are more beautiful.

She looks surprised with her mouth half-opened
the Hollywood charmer.

 WOODY ALLEN

Marilyn - Marilyn
 I'm here
 Don 't ignore!

 GREAT GATSBY
 Marilyn sweetheart.
Who teases you
 Woody Allen!
 plays the great lover!

WOODY ALLEN

  Great  Gatsby
 You know with Marilyn
 We talked.
 You know  we will make a film together
We said about the role, the script.

 GREAT  GATSBY

And you put hand in an innocent girl
 Front in the all world
 you went to seduce her.
 
MARILYN MONROE

 Awesome Gatsby
 He do not want that
 I passed beautifully
 burst out laughing.

JAY GATSBY

Then who did it!
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VOICES GHOSTS

The ghost - the Ghost
of hotel California
The teaser - the Teaser


 BRAVE GATSBY

Oh! This flirtatious-Erotylos
He turns invisible in rooms
 And teased the girls and women.
 If it falls in my hands
 he eat the timber of  Year!

VOICES GHOSTS

Tralala - tralalo
You will eat the  timber of year
 If you make cheat

 WOODY ALLEN - SHOWS THE KEYS OF CAR

 Marilyn got a new car
 Go for a walk for a beautiful discussion

 MARILYN MONROE

Woody beloved
 You were late - you were late
 Here is the great Gatsby
 if learned, would scold

GREAT GATSBY-SONG

Favorite Marilyn
 You're a goddess - a witch
 of Hollywood,
  turned my minds
 I'm crazy for you.
 The Wizard Love did  the miracle
 Next you time  is -Same-
 with Eternity.
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We live the most beautiful fairy tale
 The world.
 Request  do not ever end.
 All men want you own
 But you're here in my arms.

MARILYN MONROE-SONG

Love is invincible
 You hear me, you hear me.
 First time I feel free
 Dying for you
 I'm lost in the labyrinth of love
Great Gatsby  you say truth
 I do not believe you,
 Liar - liar
 So fool the girls!
  The mens want me  crazy
 But for you my heart beats.
 You're the man of my dreams
 Beautiful  as a man, brave
 A great actor.
Residents of Hotel California
 applause hotly

ALL TOGETHER

Hotel California
 is a magical place
 is a magical place

 Great Gatsby  touched from the hand
 Mairylin Monroe and said

BEAUTIFUL GATSBY
 Let's go

 MARILYN MONROE
But we pass beautifully here
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SPLENDID GKATSMPY

We go to a fantastic part
That you never dreamed.
Angel - Angel

MARILYN MONROE

He will come also this
 What will make

GREAT JAY GATSBY

 The two we make the passages
 In the opening of  great Time
 You see, you see
 
MARILYN MONROE

 Always I dreamed a such  trip